The OHN final debate & drinking game!
CNN or HULU.COM
9pm Est - 8pmcst - 6pm pst
OK folks.. this is it. The final debate between Senators John McCain and Barack Obama.
As many of you have come to know, the readers of OHN have come together on each of these debate events, and watched them together via the web. Tonight we will do the same thing… but with a twist.
We’re dranking!
So stop by the store on the way home tonight, get a bottle of your favourite drink AND tylenol, as we get ready to enjoy this last battle of wits, non question answering, and disrespectful snipes.
But to make it more interesting, we will play a bit of a drinking game as a fam. So when you hear the following phrases, take a drink!
Single sip
My friends - McCain
POW - McCain
Main STreet and Wall Street - in the same sentence
Let’s be Frank here. - Obama
Look. - Obama
Maverick - McCain
Fundamental - Either
Gentlemen.. gentlemen - The moderator
More of the same - either
Suspended my campaign - McCain
Working across the aisle - Either
American - Either
Middle Class - Either
Double Gulps…
Ayers - McCain
Keating 5 - Obama
Reverend Wright - McCain
Timmons - Obama
Finish the bottle if the following is said:
“Look you dirty half nigger!” McCain
“get off my gotdamn lawn!” McCain
If someone yells out from the audience “Kill Obama!!!” Take yourself out the game so you can meet Obama in the Upper Room.
Posted in Go Vote
October 15th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Ya’ll gone have me sneaking a flask up in the theater where I’m planning to watch the debate…
October 15th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
You just had to include Obama saying “Look,” didn’t you?
I love the guy and I’m gonna vote for him — but if that’s gonna be the rule, I’ll be blind by the third answer.
October 15th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
This sounds like fun. I have a half a pint of hen dog sitting on my bar. I guess that means I should play, huh? ::laughs::
October 15th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
@ hex - you and me both, maaaan.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Damn! I forgot about the debate tonight, and I just came from the supermarket, too.
I may end up not watching the debate, as I find that it drives me to drink.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I ain’t playing this game.
“American” and “Middle class”? Who approved for THOSE to go on the list? Yawl tryna get f’d the f up. Some of us gotta get up and go to work tomorrow.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
im wit wanna. Slaus is crazy.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Uggh…just looking at the side of McLame’s face has put me off the urge to put ANYthing in my stomach tonight.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Anytime anybody use a vowel… you gotta drink.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
dead ass, imma purchase a 40 ounce for this debate…my 1st 40 ever!!!!!! yayyyyyyyyy.
-KB
October 15th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
If you really wanna get fugged up.
Drink every time you hear Obama say:
uhhh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThEAO0lt4Dw
October 15th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I’m drankin’ with Karrie tonight.
Malt liquor gonna be flowing like a mug.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
:: busts Zell over the forehead with KArrie B’s 40 bottle ::
and who the hell authorised 40’s?? that is NOT a good look.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
i’m tryna earn my black card back
“and you best not shake up my gat damn malt liquor…”
i learn from the best, right TODD?
-KB
October 15th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
If someone yells out from the audience “Kill Obama!!!” Take yourself out the game so you can meet Obama in the Upper Room.
IH8 Y’ALL…ALL Y’ALL!! LMAO
There will be some drunk bastids on OHN tonight that’s for dayum sure!!
October 15th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Go McCain!!
Woo Hoo!
October 15th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Anima- get out! shoulda never let you registered.
October 15th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
That’s right, Karrie.
Bump big headed Slaus….like he doesn’t owe his first piece of Wanna’s ass to Cisco.
October 15th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Bully what I tell yo ponk ass about facts and examples!!
and quit remembering shyt and using it against me!!
fucka.
October 15th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
I am not dealing with ya’ll and the drinking game. *checks level of Bombay*
And how you gonna go from a SIP to a GULP*puts bottle in freezer*
Ya’ll gonna make folks miss work tomorrow *Remembers that I work from home*
October 15th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
I’m already drinking.
October 15th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
sh!t ya’ll motherfvckers gonna have fvckers drunk as hale within the first 12 minutes of the d@mned debate.
If Folk didn’t have to teach a d@mned training class in the morning at the JOB, Folk would pop the bottle of Cat Daddy and join in!
That’s alright, I’ll pop that bottle on the weekend.
October 15th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Filled the flask with goose, tossed it and a bottle of oj in the purse & will be drinking in minutes.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
LET THE DRANKING BEGIN!!!!!
wait why is a corpse moderating this shit??
October 15th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
I hate ya’ll for “Look” Though
October 15th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Look at that Presidential Hunk of Chocolate Cinnamony Goodness
OOOHH Middle class!
October 15th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
What was that spazzy eye thing McCan’t just did? lol
October 15th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Q, you crazy!
October 15th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
wtf is this, a love letter to Joe The Plumber
October 15th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Are Joe Six Pack and Joe the Plumber the same guy?
October 15th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
I can’t stop laughing at “let’s be frank here” being included. Obama says that in ALL his debates. LMAO
October 15th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Leslie, body experts say that his body SCREAMS and Ticks like a tricked out Cadillac when he starts lying
October 15th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Obama to McCain. “Stop putting words in my mouth motherfvcker.” “Let me tell you what I said.”
October 15th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Who the fvck is Joe the Plumber?
October 15th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Nice incredulous head shake, Barack. LOL
October 15th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
No Leslie, they are brother, Joe the plumber went to school for a trade… 6 pack stayed home drinking
October 15th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
McCain is such a dick.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
john mccain is stoopid and old…and stupid
and i know hes old but his teeth look like wood..how the fugg is he gonna run the country if he cant run a damn tooth brush across his mouf at least once a month
October 15th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
McCain looks like he needs to take a shit.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
yes he is a dick…his cackling and whistling when talking due to his dentures makes my ass itch.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Ah fuck i don’t know ya’ll but I’m counting Pork!
October 15th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
and earmarks
October 15th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Har har. You’re so funny John.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
across the aisle! woo hoooo
October 15th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
obama got me drunk already. mccain had me disgusted since day one.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
HAHA GO OBAMA got his old ass on that Fox News Statment!!
October 15th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
more of the same…
October 15th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
OH
Minty
God
The Corpse CALLED THEM OUT!!
October 15th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
ohhhhh shit here it goes
October 15th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
grabs the popcorn!!
October 15th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Look.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
I’m going to whip his You Know What!
October 15th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
damn, Obama just danced all around answering the question…im upset.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
I’m going to drink for every “Joe Plumber”
October 15th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
John must not understand what an “attack ad” is.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
oooh boo hooo, somebody hand that old azz bytch Mcwhimpy a tissue!
October 15th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Obama just handed McCain’s bawlz to him with the statements issue.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
This motherfucking pasty evil ass
TELL EM CHOCOLATE CINNAMON!! show his ass why you got sugar sprinkled on top!!
October 15th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
McCain is losing it.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
McCain is so confrontational and abrasive. Ugh. Repudiate deez, bitch.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
look
October 15th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Support Barack Obama, Support Change in America:
http://www.projecthope08.com
October 15th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
obama is like look the issues are the issues, we can talk about boolshyt all night long but in the end I dont give a fuck bout u..lets just fix the mess we call america.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
He said Ayers and the CNN line is plummeting.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Destroyed the fuckin fabric of democracy??? Seriously!!!
October 15th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
double drink
October 15th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Buuuuuurn
October 15th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
October 15th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
OOF!!! “it says more about your campaign than it says about me.”
gettem obama!!
October 15th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
McCain has proven that he is a complete piece of shit, and I have abandoned all hope that he had a shred of decency left.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
palin a role model for women?!?! da fuck this old bastard smoking?
October 15th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
This shit should be good Sarah Palin is good… because………
October 15th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Bresh of freth air.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
I wonder why men are the only ones eating this load of shit?
October 15th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Q because they think she’s hot.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
lmao @ leslie
October 15th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Oooooooooo burn on the spending freeze.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
I never ever ever ever again want to hear McCain say “cockamamie.” Ever. Ever ever ever.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
wow. McCain has sold his last shred of dignity and graciousness of his body over this big fail!
October 15th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
McCain reminds me of those guys who say: I have always been proud of America.. ALWAYS..
REALLLLLY>??? seriously?? who can honestly say they have always been proud of America. seriously?
October 15th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Y’all should take a sip every time McCain attacks Obama.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
I LOVE this country.. but i can honestly say there have been plenty of times throughout history where you can NOT be 100% proud
October 15th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
I can’t stand that these fuckers are treating McCain’s fire stoking equally with Obama calling him erratic. Fuck you, Schieffer and all you other supposed pundits. Don’t act like you’re impartial now!
Fuck it! I’m going out drinking and getting drunk, drunk, drunk. You guys tell me about it when I get back… eventually.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
@Slaus… White conservative fucktards do. No matter what. Seriously.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
I used to reallly like McCain.. he is but a shred of the man he used to be
October 15th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
@ will - sitcho feisty azz down. lol
October 15th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Got that right, Slaus. This is not the McCain I supported in 2000.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Slaus and others: sorry about the rant. Eight years pent up.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Wilfredito don’t intoxicate yourself to “can’t get up levels”!!! we need you!!
October 15th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
mcCain used to be my conservative role model.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
offshoring drilling poses a threat to the environment doesn’t it? ::gulps::
October 15th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
“I really admire his eloquence.”
Translation:
“This darkie is so well spoken.”
October 15th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Im just waiting for McCain to break down and yell: WOogie Booogie niggger!!!
October 15th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
McCain needs lessons on how to look natural. I can almost see the phrase “that nigga” on his forehead.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Obama keeps having to respond to McCain’s bullshit. This is making my head hurt
October 15th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
McCain is a snarky abrasive resentful old fart of a bastard.
Obama has been nothing but gracious rising above the fray while McCain is trying his dayumdest to piss him off. IT AIN’T WORKING FUCKTARD!!!
October 15th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Yo! you do know that Hillary, the same Hillary that he tried to call this week is seating in the audience… the same Hillary/spouse that he BEEN shouting down all night??!!?!?! what the fuck with the ass rimming he doing tonight?? he offered her a cabinet post to jump ship or something>????
October 15th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
LMAO @ Leslie…right!!!!
October 15th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
I heart Rachel Maddow:
“Watching McCain argue is like watching a random-orbital sander at work. Trade! Colombia! You haven’t traveled right! Hostages! Ta-daa! What are we talking about again?”
October 15th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
no this old bastard didn’t…ugh…
October 15th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
I think my vagina twitches when Big O does the “dismissive Sun God Smile”
Me and my vibrator is gon’ have home tonight!
October 15th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
LMAO @ my husband:
“Light skinned brothas is back in! Woo hooo!”
October 15th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
OH
Hell
Naw
Joe the Plumber AGAIN?!??!?
October 15th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
McCain: Epic fail.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Obama’s smile makes my coochie detach itself from my body and do the perculator in excitement of is ability to remained poised and respectful considering the assholish nature of his competitor. Michelle Obama is going to get some good pent up frustration dick tonight. I’m jealous.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Joe the Plumber and Joe SixPack are cousins.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
… I miss Joe Six Pack and Main Street America
October 15th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
I drank every time mccain blinks. Now im dead. This my ghost typin. Booo OHN boooo
October 15th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
You can see McCain clenching his jaws so tight. This man’s body language says VOLUMES!!!
October 15th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
BWAWAHAHAHAHAH@Jaila
October 15th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
I wanna lick obama’s ears right now.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
WTF JOE JOE JOE AGAIN!!!!
I AM dying like a fucking Roach!
October 15th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
there’s a difference between average and median.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
I was about to say the same thing anima
October 15th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Choc I said it before this dude (as per body language experts) is rife with ticks and shit every time he is spewing lies and such
October 15th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Barack is so bored. lol
October 15th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Obama pwner McCain on Joe the plumber!
October 15th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Here go the dead babies.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
“The Gays” will be next.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Just finished going the fvck off about this fvcking “Joe!”
October 15th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Barack is so smart and classy. I love him.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
yeahhhhhhhh @ Obama’s argument for equal pay for equal work. Go Barry!
October 15th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Obama is owning this debate. Having said that, McCain makes me stick my own jibby in my azz.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
LIAR. Say it, Barack. Call him a LIAR.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
gotta roll wit mccain on that one. but i still aint voting for you
October 15th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Roe v. Wade will NEVER be overturned, even if Republicans get the trifecta again. Why? Because it’s all the Republicans have to get their little lemmings marching to the polls.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Obama, let me tell you what had happened since your memory is bad
October 15th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
This smug mofo makes me wanna fire a round or two into the TV…ugh!!!
October 15th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
McCain is getting schooled. Haven’t heard much from that fvcker in the last 5 minutes.
Obama has excellent ball control in this debate
October 15th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
the fuck is mccain doin with his damn eyes…the hell does he keep lookn up n down up n down??
October 15th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
slausnificient what point are you rolling with Mccain on?
October 15th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
@ folk - sure does
October 15th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Cindy and I have black adopted a child and understand the joy associated with parenthood knowing black people
October 15th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Man we need educational reform and need to eliminate de facto segregation so that every child has the same opportunities at obtaining a good education with competent teachers.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Damn, the CNN meter is up nice and high for Obama on education right now..
October 15th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
@ truth - im STRICT pro-life. 100%. but it’s not my womb or my life. I dont have the right to tell someone what to do with their body or the life that grows in it. I just dont believe I have the moral authority. I see it as murder and an abomination but that doesnt give me any right to dictate MY views on any woman.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
THANK YOU for mentioning the parents issue.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
I mean how about parents be parents!!
October 15th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
@Slaus: agreed 100%
October 15th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Why is McCain wearing Wet n Wild gloss #42? Did this mofo get in my makeup bag??
October 15th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
@Slaus - I was 100% pro-life too until my little sister never developed a brain and my mom was faced with the decision of carrying her to term or not. She was called a “murderer” at church because of her decision. Abortion is much more complicated than a mere issue of birth control.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
“Throwing money at the problem is not the answer” Isn’t that what the government just did with 700 BILLION DOLLARS?
October 15th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Wonder how much education 700 billion could have bought.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
@ Truth…you’ve never lied! All you have to do is look at inner city schools in Fulton County here in Atlanta….(same school system )in the suburban Fulton county has far more resources. The differences are glaring…within the samed DAYUM county!! It’s sickening!!
October 15th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
@ leslie - yup. agreed babe. Abortion is not a black and white issue. I used to believe it was. but it isn’t
October 15th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Slausnificient I respect your view regarding abortion. I believe the choice should be up to the parents and that the government shouldn’t dictate what that decision should be.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
nice. “i don’t think america’s youth are interest groups. they are our future.”
October 15th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Careful, McCain. dont’ blow an artery…
October 15th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Does he not remember Michelle’s name? LOL
October 15th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
@ Leslie…no woman should have to endure that.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Re-authorize it? I need an explanation, cause that threw me off.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
abortion is between u and ur god i agree, but dont ask the govt to fund your choice either.
I have a child who needs help with school, who struggles with learning issues and I can tell u the school only wants to push them along because they dont want to spend the extra time and money at the kids who need it. As a parent its MY JOB to make sure my child is educated. Even if I gotta fight the school system to do it.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
John stfu
October 15th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Good debate gentlemen!!!
October 15th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Barack gets the last word.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
choclet, it is very sad that kids in the inner city are not able to reap the same benefits as those in ‘burbs. I think we have high drop out rates and lack of interest in education because of the lack of resources and apathetic teachers working in the less affluent areas.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Wow, Schaffer let Obama go last?
October 15th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
It was a coin toss.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Thank white jesus this bullsh!t has come to an end.
This was not a healthy discussion McCain. McCain, you got owned. Your bawlz have been handed to you once again. When it comes to the gift of the gab, Obama wins once again.
Folk gonna take a potty now. All these lies have upset my stomach.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
along with “some” parents who refuse to get off their asses and make a difference also….they have to share in the blame. They send their kids to school and expect teachers to be babysitters. But you’re right…sad situation all around
October 15th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Oh, ok.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
yeah. yeah. good job. yeah. yea. ok. yeah.
DA HELL???
October 15th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Michelle is so fly.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Choclet, preachhhh. I was having a debate with a friend about that the other day.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
First Lady Chocolate Cinnnamon BRUNG. IT
I still hate SO MUCH that first debate dress
October 15th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
If there is an important right that shouldn’t be left up to a vote, it’s the right to live (as opposed to the right to privacy)
October 15th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
*grabs my pearls* Not Anima! Who in the hell left the gate open?
October 15th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
I had to stay sober to watch this one. McCain will not get off Bill Ayers’ dack for nothing!
And my jaw hit the floor when he said Obama was wrong about Iraq and they are now “UNITED.” He really is out of touch with reality. He apparently missed the article that appeared Monday on CNN.com that said 900 Christians fled the Iraqi City of Mosul to escape religious persecution and that 13 Christians were already killed because they refused to convert.
McCain needs to STFU already.
October 15th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Damn Slaus, I’m drunk as hell….
October 15th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Tips in while everyone is drunk and nekkid. *Puts all wallets, purses and monkey clips in bags* Damn, look at all these credit cards. It’s late at nite so I won’t steal draws for they ain’t fresh! = runs
October 16th, 2008 at 3:55 am
I’m sorry that I bailed, but my anger was growing exponentially. I can’t believe that people are still undecided. I understand the whole thing about being civil, perhaps that’s why Obama is a much better man than I am. I would’ve torn into McCain big time, but in a bad way. It’s a comfort to me that I will never be canonized or run for president. There’s a lot more freedom there.
No. I’m not as drunk as I wanted to be. I’ll catch up tomorrow.
October 16th, 2008 at 4:39 am
Well, maybe I’m drunk enough to envy Joe the Plumber.