Senior Citizen Niggardry inspired by Obama gives birth to Obama Hustle

by dmario on October 9, 2008

Hello all, this is Captain WTF known to the world as D’Mario.

I need not go into a spill about the historical events that have been taking place in our country over the last year. If you do not know then perhaps you have been trapped in an alternate dimension where the tide only ebbs twice and a rift to this realm only opens every 90 days and you have to say MIX YES PITTLE LICK backwards to go back home.

But I’m not talking about that. I’m talking about the rampaging n---ardy that has erupted as a result of Obama running and about to WIN.
Black people have been acting like this man is the Savior of the Universe. Sorry, that title belongs to Flash Gordon. (Sorry Jesus, if you had put it in a song maybe more people would have accepted you)

Obama is MANY things but a savior to the black race he is not.

He is NOT a symbol of the end of racism.
He is NOT running for president of the black race.
He is NOT OUR savior.
He is NOT a potato.

But he HAS inspired senior citizens to create the Obama Hustle.

I do not know whether to be angry at the old folks who made this video, or the young people who taught them how to record it and upload it to the internet.

WTF man??? Can we have some DIGNITY about Obama?

I am so afraid that when Obama is elected KFC will have a special on fried chicken and watermelon soda.

DMario

Tell a friend, tell ya momma, tell that one heffa you hate!

{ 23 comments }

1 Bef October 9, 2008 at 12:30 pm: does the old woman on the far left have on an Obama dress?

*weak*
2 karrie the kitty kat b. October 9, 2008 at 12:37 pm: they are gettin ittttt!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 Q October 9, 2008 at 12:58 pm: DMario: f--k you for the KFC President Chocolate Cinnamon Special AND the coon apple soda

sincerely, just. f--k. You
4 Mz. EXclusive October 9, 2008 at 1:11 pm: I promise, if I go out this weekend and I see people doing this, I’m shooting every coon in sight.
5 Jada October 9, 2008 at 1:13 pm: THEY BETTER GET IT! Only black folks.

Ponders if Mccain will come up with his own lil jog. Bet not catch him Diddy Bopping!
6 Minista October 9, 2008 at 1:14 pm: You darkies gotta make a dance for everything.
7 nonotthejacket October 9, 2008 at 1:19 pm: OMG… *literally wiping at tears*

I cannot, will not, absolutely, utterly and adamantly refuse to send this negro shyt to any of my friends, even to joke on black folk. That shyt might get around.

But why do I want to do it just ONCE??
8 nonotthejacket October 9, 2008 at 1:20 pm: What song are they shufflin’ to, anyway?
9 Can't Take It October 9, 2008 at 1:27 pm: I refuse to watch it, because I know I’d throw this damn monitor across my library.

They need to stick to arts and crafts at the senior center. Either that or keep ‘em drugged until it’s time to go home.
10 Slausnificent October 9, 2008 at 1:40 pm: :: is seriously in tears at Dmario’s ignant ass ::
11 nonotthejacket October 9, 2008 at 1:48 pm: Oh yeah..

“Sorry, that title belongs to Flash Gordon. (Sorry Jesus, if you had put it in a song maybe more people would have accepted you)”

Let me just say this for Bef:

HELL IS HOT.

*declines to mention that I laughed my azz off as I read this*
12 SmithnPdx October 9, 2008 at 2:19 pm: Why the hale are they using the same moves from EVERY Detroit ‘hustle’????? That’s like 1997 moves. And f--k you fringe Obame tee shirt dress lady. Damn!
13 Chocl8t October 9, 2008 at 3:27 pm: Whoa…I see the Dippity Doo hair gel, gold lame shoes/belts, and Yaki #2 is in full effect.
14 kellybelle October 9, 2008 at 6:15 pm: Black people don’t need a reason to dance!
15 Jaila October 9, 2008 at 6:48 pm: and i refuse to witness this i simple will not. Nope. Im tempted cause of the mention of an obama dress and dippity do but nope…i will not give in.
16 Can't Take It October 9, 2008 at 7:53 pm: They have watermelon soda?
17 Ashirin October 9, 2008 at 8:20 pm: “Black people have been acting like this man is the Savior of the Universe. Sorry, that title belongs to Flash Gordon. (Sorry Jesus, if you had put it in a song maybe more people would have accepted you)”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvVr2uks0C8

You think Jesus wasn’t enough of a Superstar, man? Damn. :p
18 Slausnificent October 9, 2008 at 11:48 pm: You did NOt bring out JE-SUS CHrrrrriiiist, SU-PEr STaaaaaar
19 DMario October 10, 2008 at 12:31 pm: dont hate, i have JC superstar on DVD.
20 Nicole October 10, 2008 at 12:32 pm: Well, they didn’t drop it like its hot, so how much damn dignity you expecting?!?!?
21 KIKI October 10, 2008 at 2:48 pm: *goes back & watches video again…practices steps*

Fugg ya’ll…I’m straight to the dance floor with this next time I’m at the club!

OBAMA…OBAMA…
22 LADY EXCLUSIVE October 11, 2008 at 8:04 pm: Yep, friday night.

My mom went to an event and sure enough there was some old lady trying to teach everyone this dance.

*sigh*

It’s spreading.
23 Tony November 6, 2008 at 12:37 pm: It?s a great idea to create this dance, the Obama Hustle! – I like your new Mr. President Obama and I like this dance. I will teach it to my line dance group here in Germany next time.
Big hugs from Germany!
Tony