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Late Night Random BS – Onahole Measures Your ‘Strokes’ (NSFW)

Nighty Night OHN Fam! It’s usually that time of night peeps are snuggling up under each other or out partying trying to get some azz to exhaust a week’s worth of employment or lack of employment stress.
Some of my male folks out there only have a one handed girlfriend. So for you [...]

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Dear Laurence Fishburne. FATHERHOOD FAIL!!

Dude, Laurence.. your daughter is about to star in a porno?? REALLY DUDE??? OWWWWWW BLACK FATHER FAIL!!!!
FAIL… FAIL.. FAIL.

Look dude, your main job as a father is to keep your daughter away from hoe-shit. And I’m not talking about the fact she might have sloppy topped 5 dacks in a 2 day period. That’s just [...]

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Making love in the water… and why you can’t trust biege people.

I have some rules about my fellow black people that have never lead me wrong and I think many of you might find life much easier if you also adopt these into your everyday life ass life.
a). Never trust Black People with freckles ( Morgan Freeman, Jemele Hill( looove you heffa), Butta from Soulbounce, Morris [...]

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Weekend Sip – The Payday

There’s nothing better than getting paid and you know you have a few coins left over from the bills to spend at your own discretion. Whether its used to buy that new outfit, one of HKS’s feel good toys, or just to sit back and to celebrate the fact you earned a good drink to [...]

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Happy Birthday Kit and D’Mario!!

Happy birthday to two of my favourite ass favourite ass people and staffers: Kit and my bro D’Mario!!!!!!!

Thia lil ol half-height tiny and tatted lil pretty ganchy ganch is my lil Boo-Boo. Always talking some shyt on the daily but it’s ok because all I need to do is clean the litter in her habitrail, [...]

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Fetish Friday – HKS’s Top Five Freakiest Fetishes

Hey Everyone. I am so effing happy that it’s finally Friday! I hope you all had lots of CBT fun last weekend and I hope that all my male readers still have both of their balls in tact, if not ::shrugs:: sucks to be you ‘n shyt. So anyway this week I decided to do [...]

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‘Toine whoops all up on project rapist. All day, Boo.

Forget calling Batman, call THATman if you want some shyt dealt with, because Antoine isn’t playing with you bytches not right now, not tomorrow, don’t try to schedule it for next week, not never bytch. What chu gonna do, boo, not nothing? That’s right gurl. Cuz Antoine is on it quicker than a douchebag in [...]

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Five Mic Fridayz – le sigh My Theme Song In High School…..

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Late Night Random BS from Folk: Donka Doo Ball!

Late night OHN family. Hope all is going well with ya, and good morning to our family in across the great pond. Folk has stumbled across this enigma that’s troubling Folk.
Folk trying to figure out what the hell “donka doo ball” is. So if any of y’all know, post up what you [...]

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READABOOKBYTCH! OHN Book Club!

Hi all,
Recently a Facebook conversation spawned an idea for an OHN Book Club. Soooo we (Zuly, Sugafree, and Caramel….and Slaus) are trying to get it together so we can start one for the month of August.
Here’s the deal:
If you want to join the book club, please email OHNBookClub (at) gmail (dot) com with your name. [...]

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Throwback Thursday NEW Game! Who had the better version?

well it’s really not a game but…
Anyway, here is awesome Bonnie Raitt’s version
I Can't Make You Love Me By Bonnie RaittUploaded by kecemot. – See the latest featured music videos.
and here is probably my favorite version…
The incomparable Nancy Wilson one of if not the best jazz vocalist ever!

So which version do you like?

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Say Something Nice. Double-up edition…

I love you lil ratchet-head hookers so much, that today I’m gonna give you TWO example of all out fuggary. That’s the amount of looooove I have for you guys.
…and the fact that I’ve got ish to do and don’t feel like bloggin ass bloggin today.
First of all, the fact that this chick’s tiddys look [...]

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Help the Ohio police catch this ol ratchet ass heffa, Heather N. Sims.

If any of you ohnawlians out in Ohio know anything about this ol ratchet-ass bytch here, You need to call the local police and snitch ass snitch on this jaggle-head ganch.
Peep this shyt here:

Dayton, Ohio (The Weekly Vice) – Heather N. Sims, a 27-year-old Dayton woman is wanted by police after she allegedly attacked a [...]

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Essence Magazine hires a white fashion editor

Blogs are abuzz with the news that African American women’s magazine, Essence, recently hired a non-black fashion director.
Essence editor-in-chief Angela Burt-Murray told Black Voices in a written statement that Ellianna Placas, a former fashion editor at O: Home and Us Weekly, is just part of Essence’s growing fashion team.
“I understand that this issue has struck [...]

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Woman has the freakiest road rage ever….

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (970 WFLA) – A woman suffered a severely strange case of road rage while driving on the St. Petersburg side of the Howard Frankland Bridge, that she took off her top.
This all happened around 4 p.m. Tuesday. The lady got out of her car, jumped on top of the other car’s hood, and started flashing the driver.
When [...]

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