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LNBS: A Thunder! Drippy Drippy! Flaming butt fire! Fk U Pizza!

Fvck your arteries, fvck your liver, and fvck your motherfvcking kidneys! This pizza is open and honest about what this pizza will do to your life, your soul, and your motherfvcking body if you decide to indulge. D@mned this video make Folk hungry for some artery clogging motherfvcking fvck Folk pizza! Who’s hungry. Remember it [...]

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Chaperones allegedly spray nasty dancing teens with lysol. Calls them whores and sluts…

Two parent chaperones have been accused of spraying Lysol on students during a Colorado high school prom because teen’s “dirty dancing” looked like “they were advertising butt sex.” A police report obtained by The Smoking Gun on Tuesday indicates that Jennifer Farmer and Hannah Rockey were charged with “harassment” because they directed obscene language at students attending [...]

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Man protests the fact they wouldn’t let his fat-ass eat ALL damn day at all you can eat Buffet

This is why the terrorists hate us… What the fugg kind of first world problem boolshyt is this!!??? A Wisconsin man charged a local restaurant with false advertising after he was told to stop eating during an all-you-can-eat fish fry. Bill Wisth, of Mequon, says he was getting ready to move on to his thirteenth [...]

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Man tries to help son by sewing his ass shut. Maaan you know it didn’t go well.

A Waukegan man took a plea deal that kept him out of prison for an incident in which he took a needle and thread to his son’s buttocks. Randy Swopes, 52, represented himself in court Friday to accept a plea deal that sentenced him to 24 months of probation and 250 hours of public service [...]

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In kids these days do stupid ish news: The choking game

video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player I was watching my local news this morning and apparently this foolishness is popular among teens here in Ohio. So I googled the choking game and found this article. The choking game has been around for decades, billed as a “safe” way to get a rush or a high from [...]

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Sith kitty takes on two ponk-azz doggies.

This video here is like combining peanut butter and chocolate, bytch! It is just awesome ass awesome by all definitions of the word fugginawesome. Take a kitty and lightsabers, son!??? Oh that is just magic ass magic!!! That kitty was trying to handle BUSINESS!!! Darth Whiskers, yo!!! Darth Whiskers!!! Thanks to Gizelle for the send [...]

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LNBS: Challenge – Krispy Kreme back y’all to address all you h8trs!

Y’all remember Krispy Kreme, and Folk don’t give a d@mned if this motherfvcker for realz or doing this shyt for the hitz. This shyt is comedic genius and Folk has been bouncing Folk’s fvcking head and downloading this shyt to iTunes! Turn up the volume and let the h8trs h8t!!! So what is the Challenge? [...]

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Happy Birthday to That Dude bennett – aka Daymo.

Ok, just when I have convinced myself that we are going to stop doing special shout outs and the likes here at OHN and I totallllly have the decision etched in stone, I remember that there are just SOME people i’ve just got to let know how much I appreciate them and how much they [...]

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We have the technology.. the know-how.. the ability…to build flexing robotic ass.

if you can watch this entire video without making a WTF face, I’ll give you a damn dollar. Nawl I wont give you shyt. I was lying…..but…. WTF, son. All the ingenuity and know-how our brightest minds have and what do we do? Build asses…. Buuuut if they can build a serena williams booty that [...]

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The Kendrec McDade story; do the facts of this case justify outrage and protest?

The parents of Kendrec McDade have reviewed the autopsy report of their 19-year-old son, who was fatally shot in March by Pasadena police, and said they were concerned that he may have been shot from behind. The autopsy report, released by the L.A. County coroner’s office Friday, shows that the unarmed McDade was shot four [...]

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Random Ignance..

“They call me big teets!!! lazy hooters…..”

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New Music Tuesday 05/15/12

Artist: Simian Mobile Disco Album: Unpatterns Genre: Soulful house Sounds like: House music for the home Lordly rating: I am, at this moment in time, opening a bottle of Louis Jadot 2006 Chevalier-Montrachet Grand Cru Les Demoiselles Reviewer: Fubsy Numbles Strange beginnings, Simiam Mobile Disco (SMD). I have their first album, under their first incarnation [...]

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Sweet “Aint nobody got time for that” Brown….

On April 7, 2012, a an Oklahoma City apartment fire prompted a local news channel to do a story. Their newscast featured Sweet Brown, an excited apartment resident who was forced to relocate after the apartment fire, which she mistook for barbequein’, broke out. She recounts the events: ANNNNND the remix…. [...]

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THIS ish is disgusting as hell and wait is that a nipple?

WHO the hell does this!!! I don’t know if this is a chick covered in bootlegg mashmallow topping which is in itself, fuggin disgusting OR it’s a heffa in THE most extreme bukkake film of… of all time, bytches!! But assuming it’s marshmallow covering? UGH!!!! HOWWWWW is this ish gonna get out of her hair!??? [...]

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Woman alleges blood on her arms was period blood..not from the dude she may or may not have shanked in the face

FORT PIERCE, Fla. — A woman accused of hurling a carving fork at a man when he declined to pay for crack was arrested after saying blood on her arm and shoulder stemmed from her menstrual cycle, according to recently released affidavits. Fort Pierce police on May 4 went to Reno Rooms in the 1200 [...]

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