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Does an altercation between people of different races ALWAYS have to be considered a hate crime?

I’m sorry I must not have gotten the note about a time paradox happening and everything reverting back to 1959 Three white Chicago teens, fuming over an interracial romance, wrapped a noose around the neck of a black high school classmate at knifepoint, police said. The racially-charged assault occurred two days before Christmas 2011 when [...]

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Booty. Just… just thank you

I…..and….but I….I just… and then……. but…. Just…. YES!! This damn pic made me feel some sort of way I must say…… All that chocolate candy coloured skin…. and …and booooooooty cheeks that the pole just …just disappears in and.. and…..oh laaaaaaawd thank you!! Booty is just everything great in this world….. I bet her [...]

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I think the GOP makes Cher want to vomit.

And here I thought I would be way too passionate and evil about doing this post… sheeeeesh LOL. Gone ‘head, Cher. Tell em why you’re mad, doll! Sooooo, how are you all enjoying these fine Republican Primaries we’ve been having? It seems like just yesterday we had 12 white people and a token and now [...]

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Ask a White Guy

Dear Mr. White Guy, Why do white people feel the need to comment on someone disciplining, spanking, or correcting their children in public? If I wanna go Super Saiyan on my kids or Liu Kang bicycle kick them in their chest for acting up in public, that’s my thing! I mean why do they feel [...]

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Dammit Morgan Freeman!

I lol’d at this so hard. Not just because it was true, but because I heard him as clear as day in my head reading the damn verbage. And titty sprinkles, son? Seriously?? I will find a way to slip that into conversation WEEKLY! Man I just read this again and laughed like a lil [...]

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This mother is a saint….. because it wouldn’t have been me.

Let me tell you something. Most black and or southern parents have one cardinal rule that will not be broken as long as they shall live. ” You ‘aint gonna be embarrassing me in public “ Even today with a more ’liberal and enlightened’ manner of parenting and or telling other people how to parent their children, [...]

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Five Mic Fridayz – Mannnnnn Lemme find out…..

… that our own Lo-Kei got his name from this group.

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LNBS: Let the children play as slaves and slaves catchers! Good ol’ Georgia…

Yeah, Folk know this s**t is early. Fvck it! A suburban school district near Atlanta is reeling under accusations of racism, as students at Camp Creek Elementary School in Lilburn, Ga. allege their teacher led them in a slavery-themed recess game. Third graders at the Gwinnett County academy told Atlanta’s Channel 2 Action News that [...]

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A Letter to my 16 year old self.

Dear Slaus, Duuuude, what’s up! You’re probably at work right now at the record shop and reading this letter when you should be alphabetizing the Rock section. Well since you’re goofing off any damn way, I want you to read this letter and really listen to some things I want to tell you. Oh who [...]

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Seriously Florida!!?? Man hacks up victim. Eats his eye and some of his brains. GOOD LORD, PEOPLE!!

LYNN HAVEN — A Florida man has been arrested for allegedly hacking to death a Connecticut man and eating the victim’s eye and part of his brain, police said Wednesday. Tyree Lincoln Smith, 35, was arrested Tuesday night on a Connecticut warrant for murder, according to police in Lynn Haven, a city in Bay County. [...]

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Strip Club creates scented Alibis for you ol lying liars.

Thanks to groundbreaking innovation in the aftershave industry, men making excuses about their strip clubs visits can now have smells to back them up. Metro reports that Mavericks strip club in South Africa has launched a line of “Alibi” aftershave productsdesigned to make men smell the way they would if their excuses for staying out late were actually [...]

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OHN: The Hot Seat

Yo! I was on twitter yesterday and I saw an exchange between Slaus and someone (can’t remember sorry). Slaus was having trouble finding something to blog about for today. Anyway it was suggested we have an open thread where folks to ask 5 questions to anyone on the blog. That reminded me of something we [...]

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I don’t like not one damn thing about this picture. But I demand some answers.

I don’t approve of ish in this whole picture, folks. Not a damn thing! Not only is there a lil half height hobbity-ass hobbit mofo flexing in the center of the foto, but dude has no clothes on…holding a toy gun… with margerie and conseula looking way too jovial about the whole encounter. NO. I [...]

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LNBS: You know what time it is! Say what the fvck comes to mind.

There comes a time in our lives where those of us more “civilized” individuals have learned the art of restraint. The ability to “turn the other cheek” so to speak. The ability to silently shake our heads but keep our opinions to ourselves in the name of civility. Not tonight bytches! You know how we [...]

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Mess with a woman’s children if you want to. get effed up like this dude.

RALEIGH, NC (WTVD) – A Raleigh woman turned the tables on an alleged burglar when he broke into her home earlier this month. According to court documents, Victoria Alexis Jones was in her Dorthea Dr. residence January 13 with her two small children when 40-year-old Lucio Miranda allegedly broke in. Police said Jones sprang into action. [...]

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True or False. ‘ Since sex got easier to get, Love got harder to find.’

For the past few weeks and in various forms or another, I have seen this quote on a lot of your facebook pages: ‘ Since Sex got easier to get, Love got harder to find.’ Personally I believe that to be without question the God’s honest truth of it all and the number one reason [...]

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15yr old calls 911 after hearing mom having sex in next room.

A 15-year-old girl called police in the middle of the night and asked to be put in a Christian children’s shelter after she heard her mother and boyfriend having sex. The teenager dialled 911 at 4am last Thursday after confronting her 35-year-old mother. The girl told police that she felt ‘disrespected’. An officer went to [...]

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Say Something Nice. Otherwise you’re totally going to hell.

Say Something nice… without condemning your whole damn mortal soul…… I almost feel guilty about causing some of you to end up in purgatory……

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LNBS: O’fvck me in the ears Holy Spirit!

Turn up your volume so that you can “feel” the Holy Spirit move you in ways you’ve never been moved before. Matter of fact, invite your family in the room to share in this spiritual moment above anything you’ve felt in years. He certainly appears that he is “feeling” the Holy Spirit move him. Folk [...]

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Today in ‘Ambz is just tryin’ta help you heauxs’: Relationship Advice

So if you follow me on Twitter, you know I don’t hold back much of anything. But admittedly, last night? I was on ONE. All from an innocent re-tweet from someone I don’t even follow. It apparently was so epic, I was told to post it – and of course it was about relationships. For [...]

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