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Mom forces son to kill his hamster over bad grades

February 9, 2010

WARM SPRINGS, Ga. — A Georgia woman is in jail after police say she forced her son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer as punishment for bad grades.
The sheriff of rural Meriwether County told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution Thursday that the 12-year-old boy told his teacher about the killing. The teacher reported it to [...]

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Never have to wear a bra again…

February 9, 2010

Never have sad boobs or stand around fighting a heffa over the last 34DD bra at Victoria’s Secret, because now you can get all the support you need….long as you don’t mind iron man shyt in your tiddys.

Here’s some uplifting news for women who hate the way their breasts look but don’t want traditional implants.
Doctors [...]

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Mixtape Monday 02/08/10

February 8, 2010

What’s the good word to my Oh Hell Nawl Peoples from your folk DJ Fusion!
After the Super Bowl and Snow-’R Us weekend around my way in DC Metro (after shoveling 2 feet of snow and copping a sore back and arms, FUGG that snow fuggery deluxe with a rusty economy size spork), it’s [...]

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I demand an explanation…(nsfw)

February 8, 2010

If I had a daughter there would be many life lessons I would bestow upon her young and eager mind. Not once though would it occur to me that I would need to warn a bytch about not getting fugged by a donkey ass donkey in a tacky Las Vegas hotel room.
Now I don’t really [...]

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College girls are desperate..not by choice.

February 8, 2010

Supposedly the dating scene is SO bad at most universities, women say they have to tolerate a boyfriend’s cheating in order to keep him……

North Carolina, with a student body that is nearly 60 percent female, is just one of many large universities that at times feel eerily like women’s colleges. Women have represented about 57 [...]

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Gravity is an asshole

February 8, 2010

This ish has been circulating HARD over the past few days and it is living proof of something…. people are assholes….but oh so awesome.
Either big girl just happened to have come down a lot faster….or… her big ass just didn’t go up very high in the first place. Both are plausible.
Either way it’s mean ass [...]

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Old lady has to walk under trains in front of her home because CSX “allegedly” won’t move them

February 8, 2010

CALLAHAN, Fla., Feb. 7 (UPI) — A Florida woman, 66, said she has to crawl between two railroad cars to go anywhere from her home after being trapped by the cars.
Aretha Brown said a train parked 40 cars on the tracks that run in front of her Callahan house Dec. 27 — and just left [...]

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Girl with no vagina got pregnant through a stab wound…from swallowing

February 8, 2010

I’m not even making this up, folks. I am not EVEN!! You’ve got to read the whole thing…. because..well… bytch just read it.

The patient was a 15-year-old girl employed in a local bar. She was admitted to hospital after a knife fight involving her, a former lover and a new boyfriend. Who stabbed whom was [...]

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WHODAT? Dem Damn Saints!

February 7, 2010

I want to hate. I want to hate soooooooo gat damn bad right now. Not just because my Indiana Colts lost. Not Because I’ve been talking mad shyt about the Saints and New Orleans for like two weeks either.
It’s because the New Orleans Saints TRULY deserve this win.
THis game wasn’t about boolshyt calls, it wasn’t [...]

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2 drunk-ass Girls, one jerk

February 6, 2010

This is what happens when you get drunk around your ignant-ass friends that think it wold be funny if he made you eat a tablespoons worth of cayenne pepper.
Yup… some ol boolshyt.
See what happens when 2 drunk-ass ladies think they are about try the cinnamon trick, only to find out one of them is about to eat [...]

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