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Strip - Absolut Gay.

I saw this drink in the store the other day and... well.. the strip just sort of wrote itself, folks.

Strip - Secret Lover

9.9 out of 10 heffas have a silver bullet hidden in a special place, fellas, and if you are sitting there saying: "not MY woman", yeah nigga... your woman also. "But my jibby be hitting that spot, Slaus. My jibby is ...

Strip - There’s nothing wrong with being gay. But a Punk bytch is another story…

“So Ya Had a bad Day…”

Posted by ambboogie On July - 2 - 2009
Remember that song they used to play on American Idol when someone got kicked off? I thought of that when I read this story:   Gregory McCalium, 24, was left with severe facial wounds after the knife-wielding thug attempted to rob his elderly neighbor in tBotley near Oxford, England, Britain’s SkyNews reported. The would-be burglar broke into the home of Frank Corti last Aug. 19 - without realizing the 72-year-old was a retired boxer. A mug shot released by the Thames Valley Police reveals the results after Corti disarmed his attacker, let loose with two punches to the face and restrained...

Throwback Thursday 7/2/09 - HIStory Again!

Posted by Bef On July - 2 - 2009
Yea we are still celebrating the life and legacy of Michael Jackson. He still reigns as the King of Pop! Based on preliminary sales numbers from Nielsen SoundScan, the entire top nine positions on Billboard’s Top Pop Catalog Albums chart will house Jackson-related titles when the tally is released in the early morning on Wednesday (July 1). Nielsen SoundScan’s sales tracking week ended at the close of business on Sunday (June 28) night. Read the full article here With that news I had to do Michael Jackson video for Throwback Thursday. One of my favorites from his 1987 release Bad Another...

Stop Making Everyone Gay.

Posted by Slaus On July - 2 - 2009
Why have I not been made privy to the shenanigans of Drama Dupree?? If I had a twin sweet booty ass brother, this would be him. “a fat bytch like me does NOT need competition…” Tell yo friends 'bout us:
Ahhhh florida. I knew you couldn’t stay out of the limelight of ignance n fuggary… ST. JOHNS COUNTY, FL — A 20-year-old man has been arrested for misusing 911. Deputies say Michael Kruse of Jacksonville initially called 911 because he felt sick on June 21st. The call went into the 911 call center in St. Johns County. Kruse’s speech was slurred and the dispatcher had difficulty understanding him. Dispatch: “Are you sure you haven’t taken something sir? Because you’re not making a whole lot of sense.” Caller: “I’ve been smoking marijuana.” Dispatch:...

OHN wants you to be a snitch ass snitch!

Posted by Slaus On July - 1 - 2009
You know it’s gonna happen..and we know it’s going to happen. Coming up is the Fourth of July weekend, which is also known as the ghettoest of holidays. Between Uncle Rufus on the grill getting yelled at for having the fire too high, or your cousin coming to the cookout with yet a NEW chick even though his baby momma is also there, this weekend will be but a BOUNTY of booolshenanigans and foolishness. … and that’s where YOUR punk ass comes in. We want you to have your eyes and ears open for ignance this weekend. So make sure your camera phone is charged and ready to go,...

You Big Dummy!!!!

Posted by Bef On July - 1 - 2009
(AP) — KALAMAZOO, Mich. - Western Michigan University student William K. Bradley has been sentenced for larceny in a building. He stole a computer. From the Kalamazoo County jail. Where he already was serving a sentence in a different case. Read the full story here *blinks REAL hard* Did I read that right? Dis nikka was already in jail and was still trying to steal ish? Now what I need to know is where da fugg was dis nikka gonna stash the computer? Was he gonna go down to cell block D so he and his homies can download the latest Gucci Mane mixtape? Or watch a little p0rn? Did he need to change...

Tameka refuses to let it burn

Posted by ambboogie On July - 1 - 2009
  According to published reports, Tameka Raymond - estranged wife of Usher, rebutted the divorce petition he recently filed by saying they had sex a week before he filed: ATLANTA — The wife of R&B singer Usher was surprised when the entertainer filed for divorce earlier this month and claims the two were intimate less than a week before he moved to end the marriage, according to court documents. Tameka Raymond, 38, disputes Usher’s claims the couple have been separated since July 2008. She said in court documents filed Monday in Fulton County Superior Court that she “had every...
I must apologize to Florida, as when i first read the headline of this boolshyt, I automatically assumed it was some Florida shyt. But then as i read along I felt ridiculous as i figured i should have realised who would be behind such fuggalicious ignance…. Ohio. DAYTON, Ohio — Police said an argument over a broken mop left two people stabbed and a teen beaten with a baseball bat. The incident happened around 1:30 p.m. Tuesday at the Western Manor Apartments on James H. McGee Boulevard in Dayton. Officers are trying to determine what led to the stabbings and who is responsible. They...

Strip - Absolut Gay.

Posted by Slaus On July - 1 - 2009
I saw this drink in the store the other day and… well.. the strip just sort of wrote itself, folks. Tell yo friends 'bout us:

Are Black Churches being singled out?

Posted by Slaus On June - 30 - 2009
or should there be a serious investigation into the financial practices of these organizations that are said to assist the community… LiveSteez research shows that Black churches, in aggregate, have collected more than $420 billion in tithes and donations since 1980. With a Senate investigation into the finances of several mega churches underway, the “Prosperity Movement” has been the target of mounting criticism from inside and outside the Black Church. Specifically, the affluent ministries of The Reverend Creflo Dollar, Bishop Eddie Long and others have drawn the attention – and ire...

New Music Tuesday 06/30/09

Posted by Bef On June - 30 - 2009
Rob Thomas Cradlesong Rob Thomas, the man who tweeted the wonderful quote: Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity and who also wrote a great blog on Gay Marriage over on Huffington Post, is back with a new CD. I love me some Rob Thomas. Before I get into my review, I have a funny Rob Thomas story. It was a conversation I had with my mother (God rest her soul) about 10 years ago. Me: Mom, you heard that new song by Santana called Smooth. Mom: Yes baby I like that song. Me: I wonder who that dude is singing, he’s got a nice voice. Mom: Mmmph that’s my dude Rob Thomas from Matchbox...

Real street soldier ass chick…wit her tiddys out.

Posted by Slaus On June - 30 - 2009
You are a bad ass chick when you will walk down the street lookin rag tag like a soldier…. and have your tiddies just out ass out. All I know is that whether you are a lesbian or not, if you walk up to me tryna give me daps and your tiddys are visible and within reach, im grabbing them. Shiiiiit, I’D be wrong if I DIDN’T grab and smoosh them. and dammit, im not tryna be wrong up in here. especially if grabbing tiddy’s is right. Which it always is. …. until a heffa yell for the police. Tell yo friends 'bout us:

Artist gets paid $33,000 to study booty ass booties

Posted by Slaus On June - 30 - 2009
SWANSEA, Wales, June 28 (UPI) — A Welsh artistsays she has gotten $33,000 to create plaster casts of women’s buttocks in a bid to get to bottom of cultural attitudes about female fannies. Sue Williams, of Swansea, Wales, will use the money from the Arts Council of Wales to mould a series of plaster casts of women’s bottoms, starting with her own, to examine the “racial fetishism” of the backside in African and European societies, The Times of London reported Sunday. “The project is taking on the issues around the bottom and how it is viewed in contemporary culture...

BET should do a tribute to these women

Posted by ambboogie On June - 29 - 2009
They cougars honey. Get it right! and since they clearly put they swag on, it would definitely be within BET’s demographic. Brought to you by Cititrends. Tell yo friends 'bout us:

Updated: Blacks are Bad tippers? Generalise much?

Posted by Slaus On June - 29 - 2009
:: Update - Because even after a full year damn near, this thread still has people coming back to comment on it….and many of the most recent are anything but nice…. Some of the names in this story have been changed in order to protect the innocent… and the cheap ass fugg. This is a true story… Downtown Chicago on a brisk and sunny afternoon, three Black professional males sit out on the balcony of their favourite local sandwich joint.  The pretty lil brunette waitress with too much cleavage showing,  gives a quaint and polite smile as she lays the bill down on the table. Slaus:...

D@mned white jesus! Did you get your robe dirty?

Posted by Folk On June - 29 - 2009
OxiClean is some serious sh!t. Y’all remember when OxiClean first stepped on the scene? Had this hyper azz Northeasterner yelling at me how wonderful OxiClean was. The year was 1993. Billy Mays has been with us every day since it seems. Always in my house yelling at me about how you can scrap it, you can toss it, you can break it, you can pee on it, you can take a dump on it, you can even scrub it against you mother-in-laws old azz! OxiClean will get it out! Then there was the weeder that could remove nuclear fallout mutant weeds, there was some other gizmo that attached to a drill that could...

Why do you heffas hate denim so much

Posted by Slaus On June - 29 - 2009
For real, bytches. I just need to know what the fugg did denim ever do to you mufuggas because lately we have been getting some pictures of heffas just saying; “fugg what cha heard, im about to make denim look like shyt!” Heffas got NO respect for all the good denim has done for our world. Just parading half a patch of denim on your WHOLE big ass. Bytch you cant put half a denim outfit over a whole fugged up body. Her coochie looks like it is straight grazing on denim.  Crotch area looking as if it wreaks of vagisil and bad choices. Shyt aint even right… Tell yo friends 'bout...

Pastor tries to exorcise the gay from 16 yr old.

Posted by Slaus On June - 29 - 2009
BRIDGEPORT, Conn. (WPIX) — A video which shows an exorcism of a teen to drive out apparent “homosexual demons” has sparked outrage among several gay rights activists. The video, which was posted on YouTube, features church elders from the Manifested Glory Ministries Church in Bridgeport performing the exorcism on the boy who is said to be 16-years-old. Although the exorcism appears to be the first one of its kind captured on video, advocacy groups for gay youths say the practice happens all the time. It’s unclear when the 20 minute video was made or if the teen suffered...

The classiest moment of the entire night…

Posted by Slaus On June - 29 - 2009
This was the moment that brought some waterworks to my eyes. Not just because you could see the absolute pain in Janet Jackson’s eyes as she tried to be strong through it all, not just because of what she said during her speach such as : Janet told the audience: “My entire family wanted to be here tonight but it was too painful. To you, Michael is an icon. To us, Michael is family and he will forever live in our hearts. On behalf of my family and myself thank you for your love and support. We miss him so much. Thank you so much.” [source] But for me it said SO much about the...
On Sunday night I ended my 10+ year boycott of BET and I must say that even with all the horrible cooniness that DID occur, there were some moments of the awards show that made me sincerely happy that I tuned in. Specifically, the tribute to the OJays, the actual Ojay’s performing and they Eddie Levert saying: “People were dancing n shyt”. Then of course, crooked Joe Jackson sitting up there looking like he was going to start pulling Keyshia Cole and Monica to the side like: where’s my money, bitches…. Then the lowest moments would have to be lil wayne, drake n nem...

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